Uncle Roger's Rating System

All of these restaurants are great. But some are better than others. How do I rate them? It's a combination of four things:

Food
Service
Experience
Cost

How good the food is, how good the service is, and the overall experience together make up the majority of the rating. Then, the cost of the meal is compared with this, and a final rating is given based on how the first rating compares to the cost.

Most of these restaurants are very reasonable. But some are quite cheap, and others are rather expensive. But the cheap ones are even more of a bargain, while the expensive ones are worth every cent.

All of these restaurants are great. You should try them all. But to give an idea of how empty your life is for not having tried them, here's a general description of each rating.

A good place to eat, but not required for entrance into nirvana. Still, you do get valuable bonus points for this gastronomic experience.

If you're not eating at one of the other restaurants on this list, you should eat here. Otherwise, you are a misguided soul, in search of something to be in search of.

If you are in town, stop here to eat. Anything else would be blasphemy. Eating here will make you a better person, and you will stop kicking your dog.

Make plans to visit this restaurant. Rearrange your vacation so that you can go there. Until you do, you are not whole, and your orgasms are mere shadows of true ecstacy.

Go there now. It's worth the airfare. Quit your job if you have to. Your life is meaningless and you are nothing but a hollow shell of a person without having eaten here. Yes, it's better than sex.

For them what wants to know what unit of measure is used in this rating system, it's "naked wimmins with whipped cream," as in "one naked wimmins with whipped cream" through "five naked wimmins with whipped cream." Of course, you recognize the picture as the face of the lady on the cover of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass's legendary album, Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

					A good place to eat, but not required for entrance into nirvana. Still, you do get valuable bonus points for this gastronomic experience.
					If you're not eating at one of the other restaurants on this list, you should eat here. Otherwise, you are a misguided soul, in search of something to be in search of.
					If you are in town, stop here to eat. Anything else would be blasphemy. Eating here will make you a better person, and you will stop kicking your dog.
					Make plans to visit this restaurant. Rearrange your vacation so that you can go there. Until you do, you are not whole, and your orgasms are mere shadows of true ecstacy.
					Go there now. It's worth the airfare. Quit your job if you have to. Your life is meaningless and you are nothing but a hollow shell of a person without having eaten here. Yes, it's better than sex.