| 13. | Cents-off coupons with every printout. |
| 12. | Thursdays are "National Enquirer" day in the Cafeteria. |
| 11. | Photocopies cost five cents. |
| 10. | Candy racks at the end of every row of cubicles. |
| 9. | Rogaine with Minoxydil -- whether you need it or not. |
| 8. | You see boxes of tampons on a man's desk, and think nothing of it. |
| 7. | Where else do you get to say Dehydroepiandrosterone? |
| 6. | Two words: Incontinent Supplies |
| 5. | When you say "I AU UAT STAT", your boss knows you're telling him to stick it in his ear. |
| 4. | Company sponsored Hypodermic Darts team |
| 3. | Computers make that great ka-ching sound whenever you press enter. |
| 2. | When asked why you've come to work naked, you can say "Algosteril Dressing." |
| 1. | Free samples from the pharmacy. |