13. | Cents-off coupons with every printout. |
12. | Thursdays are "National Enquirer" day in the Cafeteria. |
11. | Photocopies cost five cents. |
10. | Candy racks at the end of every row of cubicles. |
9. | Rogaine with Minoxydil -- whether you need it or not. |
8. | You see boxes of tampons on a man's desk, and think nothing of it. |
7. | Where else do you get to say Dehydroepiandrosterone? |
6. | Two words: Incontinent Supplies |
5. | When you say "I AU UAT STAT", your boss knows you're telling him to stick it in his ear. |
4. | Company sponsored Hypodermic Darts team |
3. | Computers make that great ka-ching sound whenever you press enter. |
2. | When asked why you've come to work naked, you can say "Algosteril Dressing." |
1. | Free samples from the pharmacy. |