Uncle Roger's Opinions
It is your right to disagree with anything I have to say. Of course,
it is also your right not to breathe, or eat, or to get a bad haircut.
All of which are equally silly. Just remember that if you disagree
with me, you are, by definition, wrong. You see, I'm always
right.
How do you label a gun-toting, Sierra Club supporting, 4x4 driving,
pro-choice, home-owning, un-pierced, supporter of consentual polygamy?
Ya call him Uncle Roger, of course! Keep in mind that my political
philosophies tend towards rational anarchy, but mostly on the ultra
liberal side of things.
If you think you can handle it, check out some miscellaneous thoughts on
politics.
Is there a God? Is he a she? Is he an asshole? What does it mean if
there isn't? Could there be more than one? What's in it for
him/her? Do you care? Should you care? Do I care?
I've had a lot of experience with various religions, and I think I've
got it all figured out. Of course, so do all the
bible-thumpers.
Brother, can ya spare a dime? How about a disme? Maybe a half disme?
Who's on the dime? Money makes the world go 'round, as the saying
goes. Of course, I never have any, and things seem to keep on
spinning just the same.
You definitely need to know what to do with your money, and whether or
not you want to be
filthy rich.
I swam competitively when I was in high school. I fenced in college.
I've played my fair share of back alley baseball, and I was the king
of the one-man pass when it came to football. I was even on the high
school cross-country running team for a short -- very short --
while.
In general, I don't pay much attention to
sports,
but I do have some strong feelings about them.
Modern technology has invaded just about every facet of our lives. Is
that good? Do the amish have the right idea? Or is it a good idea,
but the implementation is all wrong?
If only they'd listened to me, they might have gotten the damn things
right the first
time.
Here's the one you've been waiting for: Sex. Sweaty bodies, lying
together in the heat of passion, nuzzling, kissing, intermingling. A
more powerful force than money? Perhaps. Overhyped by the media?
Certainly. Altogether more on the minds of those who say it's somehow
wrong than it should be? You bet you're bottom dollar!
Hey! It's only sex. Don't get your belly all
sticky!
What's left after Sex and God and Sports and Money? It's life. The
real world, where none of that other stuff really ever happens.
Sometimes its good, more often its not, and most of the time we
pretend we're having a good time.
So here, gentle reader, this is
your life!