| Category | The Coolest | Almost as Cool | Totally Uncool |
|---|---|---|---|
| Car: | The Delorean, of course | Buick Reatta | Citroens (in German too!) |
| Vehicle: | Land Rovers | ||
| Real-life person I know: | Vicki Prugh | Mark Welch | |
| Person I don't know: | Easy Reader (aka Morgan Freeman ) | Rush Limbaugh | |
| Comic strip: | Calvin & Hobbes | Dilbert | Curtis |
| Think-tank: | Xerox PARC | Ideo | |
| New technology: | The World Wide Web | Virtual Reality | |
| Military person: | Admiral Grace Hopper | Warmongers in general | |
| TV Show: | Ally McBeal | Stargate SG-1 | Barney |
| Dire Straits Album: | Making Movies | Love Over Gold | Chris Isaack |
| Science Fiction Author | Robert A. Heinlein (in French too!) | James P. Hogan | Anyone who writes fantasy and calls it SF |
| Burrito Place | Taqueria Pancho Villa | El Farolito | Taco Hell |
| Vans (Full Size) | Chevy | Dodge | Ford |
| Vans (Mini) | Mitsubishi Expo | TransSport | Ford Aerostar |
| Rock Songs |
Mary Had a Little Lamb Stevie Ray Vaughan |
Rocky Raccoon The Beatles |
|
| Blues Songs |
Oreo Cookie Blues Lonnie Mack |
Feel Like Going Home Notting Hillbillies |
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| Fast Food | McDonald's | Taco Hell |